but this one goes to 11...

So yesterday I'm talking to Thomas and he's telling me he wants to vinyl scrim banners for each side of the stage. Understandable.

Here's some (fictitious) dialogue:

Me: "How Tall?"
T-mas: "20 Feet."
*eyes popping out of head*
Me: "How wide?"
T-mas: "3 Feet. Tim's doing art."

Okay, so now (considering that the combined height of the crew is very modest) I guess I'll have to hire Yao Ming to stand on a ladder and put them up every night or...

I can produce a very Spinal Tap moment by having them built 3 inches wide, 20 inches tall ala "Stonehenge". $20.

I think I'm gonna go with that.